We Have A Canon URL Actually Masterpost

we are very annoying on here about the “alto clef multiple personalities” thing but we want you all to know we are discussing something that legitimately exists on mainsite, even if its presence consists of quite literally three tales and a bag of corn chips. details under the cut, including a bunch of direct pull quotes

preliminary notes:

  • if you don’t know what a system means in this context, it’s a word for “multiple people in one body“, best known in the context of dissociative identity disorder/did or formerly multiple personality disorder; a short explanation including most relevant terms we’ll be using can be found here
  • did specifically, since it’s relevant to clef’s plurality per the wiki and isn’t explained in detail in the last link, is a form of systemhood associated with trauma that involves maladaptive dissociative symptoms including amnesia (aka time loss) and depersonalization/derealization (dp/dr)
  • none of these are exactly unilaterally “good rep“, tbh, but they’re on the wiki and are therefore some degree of “official” canon

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our love of not doing stuff ourselves has us seconds from asking the internet to give 7408 a name and/or doing a poll to see which to pick which is bad enough by itselfbut we are sitting literally in bed next to a baby name book on top of it

science-slapfight:

ROUND 2 POLL 5

8. Valentine Everett (He/Him) @furbyskinlobotomy

This man has slowly become immortal by turning evil rocks into evil goo and becoming one with the evil goo, and is now plagued by an evil goo ghost. he may have conducted some unethical experiments regarding evil rock chemistry but it’s fine because he’s gay and trans. I will defend this man and his crimes until I die.

27. Katrina Lutz (She/Her) @tspultradeluxe

Catgirl in her ~40s. Bisexual. Hobbyist necromancer. On the run from the organization she used to work for after she questioned them. Broke into a guy’s shop and then adopted that same guy. The character of all time, in my opinion

Relevant Links: https://artfight.net/character/2455624.dr-katrina-lutz (Artfight page)

(Image credits: @furbyskinlobotomy and @tspultradeluxe, respectively)

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Valentine Everette VS. Katrina Lutz

8. Valentine Everette

27. Katrina Lutz

systemaltoclef:

systemaltoclef:

gobless piracy and or our family policy of never throwing away electronics. Through the magic of Sims Freeplay (third town with cheats apk specifically for this purpose) soon we will have at least one concrete headspace

now to. go through our masterlist and somehow cut down to like 35 names out of about 80 people /: pray for us

despite our whining this was surprisingly painless; it turns out we just kind of have about thirty frequent fronters in general? anyway now we have to figure out what to do about the daydreamers’ adamant refusal to be “tied down” by material lodgings

systemaltoclef:

gobless piracy and or our family policy of never throwing away electronics. Through the magic of Sims Freeplay (third town with cheats apk specifically for this purpose) soon we will have at least one concrete headspace

now to. go through our masterlist and somehow cut down to like 35 names out of about 80 people /: pray for us

gobless piracy and or our family policy of never throwing away electronics. Through the magic of Sims Freeplay (third town with cheats apk specifically for this purpose) soon we will have at least one concrete headspace

slimetony:

Me on first day as the job interviewer: what are your greatest weaknesses. What are you weaknesses. What will make you break. Am i scaring you. What would you say is your greatest weakness. Aaaa! Anyway. Have you ever been attacked? What would you consider your greatest weakness.

catgirlcowboy:

rb this n tell me what is the same and what is diff abt ur relationship to ur gender n sexual identity compared to urself 7 years ago :3c

radioactive-scientist:

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obsessed with this

in a just world our ability to remain f2p on freemium games should make us Employable

writterings:

writterings:

comedies that turn into tragedies when the fucked up stuff played for jokes suddenly gets treated with the severity and realness that it would get in real life are genuinely my weakness and hit so much harder than tragedies that start off with the sad stuff.

like not only is the audience caught in the whole “boiling the frog” thing with the comedy slowly become a tragedy but it reveals that the characters are as well; that the previous comedy was only perceived as a comedy because the characters had no clue that what they were going through was not normal and just lighthearted fun. the audience realizes it as the characters do, making them both more sympathetic and their arcs all the more tragic as you look back on what previously happened.